Fuck twilight, oh I mean "new moon."

Fuck it. with something hard and splinter-y.
I generally try not to hate on things, since I dislike when people hate on the crap I fan over, but I'm making an exception.
Twilight is literally the root of all evil in my life right now hahaha xD

I work at a movie theatre. H-E-L-L right now. xD
Not only do I need to shovel popcorn down the throats of endless seas of customers, but all of then are constantly, CONSTANTLY, squealing about edward and bella.
Teenagers don't clean their crap when they leave theatres. >:[
How hard is it to grab your soda before you leave? Its much harder for me to grab ten sodas than for ten people to take their own damn soda!

Ooooh, and for the midnight premier, I worked till 3pm to 3am. Went home. Got 3 hours of sleep, and had to go back to work at 7am. (I didn't make it on time haha)
I was juggling 30 hour work weeks withs school before twilight came out, now I'll be pushing 45 possibly 50 hour weeks. And school. xD I'm gonna fail so bad.

I tried to watch it. I wanted to give it a chance. I didn't want to hate it just because everyone said it sucked. But jeepers crow does it SUCK.
The wolves were cool, I'll admit. And jacob is cute with long hair >=}
But thats the end of the "pros" list.
Eddy and Bella are fugly as hell. All the characters have about as much personality as my left shoe. And the plot is soooooo...... high school. D:
I hated high school the first time around. Why would I want to be reminded of all that bullsheizze drama? Vamps and furries only distract so much.

The author has about as much comprehension of how a relationship really works as a 10 year old girl. And absolutely NO concept of how thought processes mature with age. There is no way edward could be so ignorant at age 100 and some.
"Oh my gawd Bella- I left to protect you Dur. Go kill yourself now."
Thats one scene I make a point of watching when I'm doing theatre checks > Bellas bitch-ass suicide attempt. Why couldn't jacob let her die? /tear

By the way, I very purposely didn't capitalize any of their names. Such epic fails at character development don't deserve to have their names capitalized. xD
I think the advertising designers thought so to, 'cause they never capitalize the film title on any of their new moon or tilight crap.

Whew~ that was fun to get out of my system xD Hahaha.